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My name's Michelle. It's kind of complicated being a wizard. I am easily amused.

I should accomplish something but I am too busy masturbating to the thought of a painful death

I don’t forward every chain letter. I’m still hoping for the girl killed in a car crash to come kill me in my sleep.

wow i am dying on accident

Don't cry baby jesus. I luv u! xoxo.

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(detail) The Grasshopper,1872,Jules-Joseph Lefebvre.
kromdizzle: This is what made me proud to be an American when I went to Europe. The best flavor of Doritos is named after America for a god-damn reason!